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Lardpony
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The Girl Who Loved Slaughter
I was trying to go vegetarian, but she spiked my meals with meat And when I slept she placed real leather shoes upon my feet I phoned up her father and said 'I'd like to marry your daughter' And he said 'are you sure? She's the girl who loves slaughter'
I took her to a safari park, she smuggled in a gun She said 'take a potshot at that wolf, it's a world of fun' I said I didn't want to, but she frowned and said 'you oughta' And that's when I got scared of the girl who loved slaughter
This story has a happy end, though I feared for my life I managed to avoid her when she bought a carving knife I don't know where she is now, but I hope the police caught her And she's getting the treatment she deserves as a girl who loves slaughter
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