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Aurelio Voltaire( Voltaire )



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Aurelio Voltaire( Voltaire )

The Vampire Club

Well the moon was full
And the Color of Blood
The night the pirates went
To the Vampire Club!
The leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well he recognized a Vampire from his school
He did something that was most uncool
He said 'Hey, everybody! See the fool in the cape?
His name is Bernie Weinstein and he's in the 8th grade
Fangs were flying
Capes were torn
Hell hath no fury
Like a Vampire's Scorn
Number 1 rule in this game
Never call one by his name
Wigs were pulled
Top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar, orders a bud
And says 'Its just another night
At the Vampire Club!'
Missy lost a fang in the lasies room
We all laughed and called her Snaggletooth!
Dede was mad because he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Igasha broke up that night
While some riverheads dances in a puddle of goo
That used to be father You-Know-Who!
Fangs were flying
Capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury
Like a Vampire's Scorn
Number 1 rule in this game
Never call one by his name
Wigs were pulled
Top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar, orders a bud
And says 'Its just another night
At the Vampire Club!'
Well its hard to believe but we're still around
When we hang-out its always upside down'!
Dressed in black from toe to head
Singin' 'Bela Lugosi's still undead!'
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful sight
We do anything to avoid a fight
But if you wanna real some gore and blood
Wait 'till the ravers come to the Vampire Club!
Fangs were flying
Capes were torn
Hell hath no fury
Like a Vampire's Scorn
Number 1 rule in this game
Never call one by his name
Wigs were pulled
Top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar, orders a bud
And says 'Its just another night
At the Vampire Club!'