- Lyrics
- Album list
The Mitchell Brothers
-
Excuse My Brother
Lyricist:Kofi Akyin Hanson, Owura Nyanin, Michael Geoffrey Skinner
Tony, Tony, Tony Only had a couple
But he's had a fair few shots And he starts to swear a lot But she hasn't bared a drop And thus everyone stares too much
Cor blimey, see that bird, take a good look at her skirt Oh me word, I can see heaven take me far from Earth I'll have some of that, love, how much are you worth? No, I'm not being tricky love, this glass is me first
Now how about a score? Okay then 25 Why did you slap me for? I was trying ta be kind Go get your boyfriend then, I ain't gonna run So what if he's a boxer, I'm already numb
Now out of the way, it's me turn same again, son What did you say, cunt? I'll tell you when I'm done I'm drunk, you're flippin' drunk, in fact you're raw some Come on then, let's have it then, now where the hell's me gun?
Oh you all think it's a joke, well let's just see When I count to three, you will all respect me Dead bag I Tony, everyone knows me What's wrong now sweetheart, are we getting cold feet?
But he's had a fair few shots And he starts to swear a lot But she hasn't bared a drop And thus everyone stares too much
Excuse me, can I have a word outside if you please? What if I refuse, what are you gonna do, geez? Oi, lets cut to the chase, did you disrespect me Stace? Oh you mean that slag, she's a bloody disgrace
I offered her 25, and she slapped me in me face I mean, would you believe it, Ted? Right in me face She's lucky she didn't get put right in her place That's it, I've had enough, outside, come on, let's go now
Listen, bruv, that's enough Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I'll put it blunt, you're looking like a cunt Breathe in, breathe out Or you'll end up in the back of the meat van Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice
Causing trouble in the venue What you trying to make the 10 o'clock news? No, no, don't talk, your ignorance will be a downfall What you gotta shout loud for? Embarrassing yourself when you're outdoors
Talking like you got big balls Gritting your teeth like a Pit Bull Looking like you're gonna be sick Dude, check yourself, mate, you're a Mitchell
But he's had a fair few shots And he starts to swear a lot But she hasn't bared a drop And thus everyone stares too much
Please excuse my brother He's got too much booze in his bladder Giving you all the chitter chatter Getting all rude in a geezer manner
Please accept my apologies on his behalf And I don't think that he really meant to squeeze your arse But he was being an idiot that I can't deny, I must admit That he was out of line, and he pushed it just a little bit
But what about you though, showing off flesh like a sumo Your skirts up too high, and your top's cut too low And there's your boyfriend, acting like a boss, kinda like Hugo Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate, what if it was you, bro?
Let's just all get along Do a little dance to some songs Forget about this nonsense We can all move on
Tony, Tony, Tony Only had a couple
-
|