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SpongeBob SquarePants( Sponge Bob Square Pants )
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The Googly Artiste
Squidward:La da de, la da dum, la da doo. La da dee. Ah, it's a great day for the art world. Famous art critic Fredrick T. Nitpick will be critiquing my latest masterpiece. I love hearing myself talk. SpongeBob:Oh, hi Squid... Whoa! I love your hat. Squidward:Don't touch it! And it's not a hat. It's a beret. SpongeBob:A beret? Oh, where can I get one? Squidward:Sorry, SpongeBob. Berets are only worn for true artists, like moi. Patrick: You're an artist? Squidward: Yes, i'm an artist! What are you two bubbleheads doing anyway? SpongeBob: We're making arts and crafts. I've been learning the fine art of basket weaving. I made this one using designs of me and my best friends. And I also made this cute little scallop house. SpongeBob: And I made this wallet, and I crocheted money to go in it. Squidward: So, you've been counterfeiting currency? And what's doorknob is two up been to? Patrick: I've been making baskets too. Darn! This hammer is defective. SpongeBob: Do you want to make crafts too? Squidward: Crafts? This isn't summer camp. I am a true artiste. Patrick: Oh man. I'll never make art like you and... Squidward! SpongeBob: Hey, don't be sad. You can be an artist too. I'll find something that will tap into your particular artistic skill set. Now let me see. Oh, this'll be perfect! Now start with a rock. Patrick: Uh. SpongeBob: A little glue. Patrick: Uh. SpongeBob: Stick on a couple of googly eyes. Patrick: Whoa. Slow down, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: And presto. A rock with googly eyes. Patrick: Whoa. I did not see that coming! SpongeBob: Now you try! Patrick: I'm scared. SpongeBob: You can do this! Patrick: I shall make the attempt! Privacy, please? SpongeBob: Oh, sorry. Patrick: I've done it! SpongeBob: Yeah, let's take a look! Patrick: Behold! SpongeBob: Oh! Oh! Oh, it's beautiful! Patrick: I'm an artist! SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! Squidward: Hate. Frederick Nitpick: Why, hello, Mr. Tentacles! I'm Frederick T. Nitpick, world famous art critic! This is your artwork, I presume? Squidward: Oh, it certainly is! This piece represents my struggle to reveal my genius to a moronic world. Witness 'La Vista Squidward'! Stunning, isn't it? Frederick Nitpick: My latest suggestion is 'Eww!' I'm going to have to confiscate your artist beret. Squidward: What? No! No, you can't do that! Frederick Nitpick: Sorry, but I'm looking for a real artist! Patrick: I'm an artist! Hooray! Frederick Nitpick: An artist, eh? Squidward: No, wait, come back! Frederick Nitpick: Now, which one of you two is the artiste? SpongeBob: We both are. It's lots of fun! Would you like to make something, too? Frederick Nitpick: I'm a critic. I don't make things. I judge things. For instance, I judge your work. Lame. Patrick: Don't judge me! Frederick Nitpick: Oh, my guacamole frijoles! It's so, so, primitive and naive! You're a genius! Patrick: Is that good? Frederick Nitpick: I'll give you 500 bucks for it! And this hat! Squidward: Hey! Frederick Nitpick: You are a master artist, my friend Squidward: You can't give that dunderhead the artist hat! Frederick Nitpick: Who's the critic here? SpongeBob: Wow! Did you hear that, Squidward? Patrick is an artist! Squidward: Oh, , selling one lousy piece doesn't make you an artist! SpongeBob: How many lousy pieces have you sold, Squidward? Squidward: Well, about... Um, um, well, I'll bet he never sells another one of those ridiculous trinkets! Ted:: Hey there, I noticed your hat. Are you an artist? Patrick: Yeah! Ted: Do you have any art? I have a real craving for creativity! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Patrick: Um... ok! Art! Ted: Thanks, man! Here's fifty bucks! Squidward: I'll bet he never sells another! Sally: Hey, Ted! Where'd you get that art? Ted: From that pink genius over there! Sally: I want to buy one! Nat: Me too! Man: I also! Squidward: I'll bet SpongeBob: Squidward, I think we should have a little talk about your gambling problem. Squidward: I actually want to go to work today! SpongeBob: Oh! I'm almost late to be early for work! See ya later, Patrick! Patrick: So long, my trusted, yet untalented friend! One for you! And one for you! And one for... I've run out of rocks to put googly eyes on! I've run out of rocks! Harold: Got anything else? Patrick: Um, the artist needs a long time! Harold: He's so eccentric! Patrick: I'm all out of rocks! What am I going to do now? That was my thing! Oh! Tartar sauce! That stinks, too! The artist needs a lunch break! Squidward: Oh, not you again! May I take your order? Patrick: Uuuuuummmmm! Uhhhhhhhhh! I'm thinking about having a Krabby Patty. Squidward: One Krabby Patty Patrick: But I'm wondering if that might be too predictable! Squidward: Then, what do you want? Patrick: I don't know! I'm not feeling very inspired at the moment! SpongeBob: Hiya, Patrick! Ordering up a delicious Krabby Patty? Patrick: Maybe, I don't know! I'm in a creative slump! SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, that's terrible. Squidward: Just order already! Patrick: Ok, I want new ideas to spice up hunger for my goodly goods! Squidward: Off the menu? Choose something off the menu! We don't serve artistic advice here! Patrick: Well then, why is it on the menu? Squidward: Huh? What? Mr. Krabs: Get back to work, Mr. Squidward! Squidward: In case you haven't noticed, this is not an artist hat! Patrick: Oh, you can borrow mine! Squidward: Beautiful. SpongeBob: Make yourself comfortable, Mister Patrick! Our artistic consultant will be right with you! SpongeBob: This is Mr. Tentacles. He'll be handling all your artistic advice needs! Squidward: Mm-hmm! Patrick: Mm-hmm. Pleasure! SpongeBob: Here's your Krabby Patty! Shall I put it on your tab? Patrick: Oh, yeah. Keep it open. We may be here all night! Let me say up front, I'm a fan! I'm excited to learn from a genius like you. My artistic needs and knowledge are in your hands! I hope someone's writing all this. Ok... advise! Squidward: Why don't you just concentrate on your patty? Patrick: Of course, it's so obvious now! How did I not see it earlier? Squidward's a genius! I know now what I must do! Frederick Nitpick: Brilliant! I've never seen such an example of raw creativity! This piece will turn the art world on its head! I hereby declare this the next big thing! SpongeBob: You did it, Patrick! You found your inspiration! Patrick: And I'm going to need some more of those patty thingies! SpongeBob: You got it, buddy! Mr. Krabs: Huh? Ooh, money! Money, money, money, money, money, money, money! What the? SpongeBob! Patrick! What's the meaning of this? Patrick: It's my art. Uh, I buy Krabby Patties for $3 and I.I sell them for $50. Squidward: Ha and ha! Patrick: Why is he so mad, Squidward? I was just following your advice! Mr. Krabs: What?! It was your idea, huh? SpongeBob: Here's a whole new batch of Krabby Patty canvases. Mr. Krabs: Great, SpongeBob! That'll be fifty bucks! Nat: It's so expensive! Mr. Krabs: And here's your patty! One more art patty, Mr. Star! Nat: It's such an honor to meet you! Patrick: I can only imagine! Apprentice! Make another of my masterpieces, good man. Patrick: If you work real hard, you might be an artist too someday! Patrick: Mm, probably not. Needs more glitter.
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