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One Million Voices
There once was a wee lass, carefree and cheerful. Her name was Little Titin. Little Titin lived in a village just beyond the wooded valley, with her Mother, Angel. But Angel is not so angelic, as she is secretly a drug dealer. One fine day, she decides to plot against her mother.
Angel：'I'm going to plot against my mother! Muahahaaha! I will put drugs in basket of bread, and ask my daughter to bring it to my mother. I shall tell the hunter that my mother has drugs, and when he does, he's going to sentence her to death! When she dies, my sister and I will get the inheritance and we can run away to Mexico!'
*Angel puts the drugs in the basket of bread*
Angel: 'Titiin!'
Titin: 'Yes, Mother?'
Angel: 'Please take this basket to your grandmother's house.'
Titin: 'Now?'
Angel: 'Yes! Hurry now, Titin, don't waste any time and don't talk to strangers.'
Titin: 'Okay, Mother. Bye!'
Angel: 'Be careful!'
*Titin leaves* Angel: 'Muahahahaha!'
So wee Little Titin sets off on her journey to her grandmother's house. On her way, she meets an unsavory wolf. This is my cue.
Wolf: 'Hello there, Little Miss. May I accompany you? The woods are a dangerous place to be. You must not walk all by yourself.'
Titin: 'Oh, no thanks. My mother says I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.'
Wolf: 'But I'm no stranger. My name is Wolf.'
Titin: -_-
Titin: 'Why do I feel like I'm Dora the Explorer?'Titin: 'Okay, I have to go now, Mr. Wolf. Bye-bye!'
Wolf: 'Ruined again!'
So wee Little Titin continues on her journey to her grandmother's house. On her way, she meets a cheerful Lake Fairy.
Lake Fairy: 'Helloooo there, Little Girl. Where are you going?'
Titin: 'I'm going to my grandmother's house.'
Lake Fairy: 'Didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?'
Titin: 'But you don't look suspicious…'
Lake Fairy: 'Never judge a book by its cover! But that's okay, I'm the Lake Fairy. I'm here to help.'Titin: 'I'm Titin!'
Lake Fairy: 'I sense that there is something bad about your bread. Here, let me trade this bad bread for some good bread.'
Titin: 'Wow, thanks, Lake Fairy! I have to go, now.'
Unbeknownst to them, Titin's Aunt Laura was listening in on their conversation. She's mad that the Lake Fairy has foiled her plan.Laura: 'Lake Fairy, you foiled my plan!'
Lake Fairy: 'What's that? Oh! Hello there! Who are you?'
Laura: 'Did you take away her basket?'
Lake Fairy: 'Yes I did! That was a bad basket!'
Laura: 'Stupid fairy!'
*Laura hits the Lake Fairy on the head*Laura: 'I have to find Titin!' Laura leaves with the drug-filled basket As Laura tracks Titin down, Titin found herself tired and decided to nap.
Titin: 'I feel tired, so I shall take a nap!' Laura: giggles Switches the baskets
Meanwhile, in another part of the woods, the Wolf, who is actually in cahoots with the grandmother, informs her that she is in danger.
Wolf: 'Grandmother, you are in danger!' Grandmother: 'OH MY GOD REALLY'Wolf: 'YES'
Grandmother: 'OH OKAY' Wolf: 'Anyway, how are you doing?'
Grandmother: 'Oh I'm fine. breaks into musical number
Wolf: 'Are you done?'Grandmother: 'Yes, yes, I better prepare myself, then.'
In the woods, the Lake Fairy catches up with Titin. Lake Fairy: 'Titin, wake up, Titin!'
Titin: 'Oh. It's you again. What's the matter, Lake Fairy?'
Lake Fairy: 'Someone smacked my head with a pan and took the bad basket of bread away.
Titin: 'Who?'
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Spoiler. It's your Aunt.
Titin: 'Hello, audience. Have you seen my Aunt? Do you know where she is?'
What is this? Dora the Explorer? Laura: 'Drats! They found out! I've had enough of this. I'm gonna kill that old lady myself!' Lake Fairy: 'Come, Titin! We must rush to your grandmother's house to save her!'
So Titin and the fairy rushes to Grandma's house. This is the part where I turn into an old lady.
knock knock
Grandma: 'Who is it?'
Titin: 'It's Titin!'
Grandma: 'How do I know it's Titin?' Lake Fairy: 'I can guarantee it's your granddaughter.'
Grandma: 'And who the hell are you?'
Lake Fairy: 'JUST OPEN THE DOOR YOU OLD WOMAN!'
Grandma: 'Oh my, it is you. And who are you? Chubby Elsa?'
Titin: 'You're in danger, Grandma.'
Grandma: 'Yes, I know. The wolf told me.' Lake Fairy: 'We have to hide!' Laura: 'Too late! I've had enough of you, Titin, and your meddling fairy friend! You will die too, mother!'
Grandma: 'Your own mother? Have you no heart!?' Laura: 'You never loved me! You always liked Angel better!'
Grandma: 'That's a lie! I don't like any of my children!'
Angel: 'What is going on? Laura, you ruined the plan! What is this knife?'
Laura: 'This fairy has meddled into our plan and now it's ruined!'
Angel: 'Well you can't just take matters into your own hands. We could be in trouble!' Laura: 'I don't care! You should just die alongside our mother!
Laura fights Angel and accidentally, Angel crashed into Titin and Titin dropped the basket filled with drugs.The hunter appears
Ivan: 'What is going on here? What's with all of these drugs on the ground?'
Laura: 'Who are you? What bussines brought you here?'
Ivan: 'You are all under arrest for possessing drugs!'
Laura: 'You're not going to ruin my plan!'
Laura pulled out her knife and charged into Ivan. He saw it coming and immediately shot her.
*everybody squeal*
Ivan: 'Everybody stay on the ground!'
Lake Fairy: 'Please, have mercy on us. This kid has nothing to do with all of this!'
Ivan: 'Shut up!'
He shot the fairy without batting an eyelash.
Ivan: 'You're all coming with me to jail!'
When the hunter turned his back, the little red riding hood grabbed the knife and stabbed the him. Everybody was shocked.
Titin: 'I'm so fed up with all of this. Everyone is so rotten.'Grandma: 'We have to get rid of the bodies.'Angel: 'The authorities will catch up with us soon when they discover that the hunter is missing.' Grandma: 'It's your damn fault for plotting to kill me, you ungrateful—'Titin: 'Shut up! Both of you! Don't you understand? We have to run now if we don't want to get caught.'
And so Little Titin, her mother and her grandmother lived the remainder of their lives as runaway criminals, and they lived illegally ever after.
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